Which Size ???.....:)

A young woman started work in the Village chemist shop.

She was,however, terrified about having to sell condoms .

Soon after, the Chemist was to go on a holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

So she had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.

"Look" he said "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large). The word condom is never mentioned".

The first day was fine and she sold several 320s, a few 330s and plenty of 310s !!! But on the second day a big black guy came into the shop, put out his hand and asked her for 350.

The girl turned red and panicked. She phoned the Chemist on his mobile, and told him of her predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

She peeped through the door, and sure enough, there was a bucket hanging between the guy's legs.

"Yes!!" she shouted down the phone "he's got one hanging there!!"

The boss replied "Well, go back in there and give him £3.50 .....he's the window cleaner !!"

Last edited: 05/07/2021