A Common Experience

Conversation with bank computer on re-setting my password

C = computer
M= me


C-Sorry, your password has expired- you must register a new one.

M-Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?

C-No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.

M-Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

C-Sorry, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.

M-Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

C-No, you must get a new one.

M-I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

C-Sorry, you must get a new one.

M-OK, roses.

C-Sorry, you must use more letters.

M-OK, pretty roses

C-Sorry, you must use at least one number.

M-OK, 1 pretty rose

C-Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.

M-OK, 1prettyrose

C-Sorry, your password must be longer.

M-OK, 1fuckingprettyrose

C-Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.

M-OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose

C-Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

M-OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose

C-Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.

M-OK, 1FuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudonotgivemeaccessRightfuckingnow

C-Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used